dreams of a birthday

i'm well aware that no one wants to hear about my dreams, which is why i'm writing this one here so i can have the illusion of sharing, while no one actually gets bothered.

anyway so i recently dreamed that it was my birthday, and i got so many presents in the post that i couldn't hide it from my housemates and in fact two of them had to help me carry them all upstairs. i hated it because of the mortifying ordeal of people knowing that i have a birthday. i do not want anyone to know my birthday.
on the plus side i was apparently alone, which is how i'd prefer to spend my birthday.