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a genuine diary extract:
i had my hands full carrying stuff to the kitchen when i bumped a dirty pan against the door. i heroically managed to restrain myself from licking the stain directly off the door, and i think that’s very metal of me. by far the proudest moment of my week.
i had my hands full carrying stuff to the kitchen when i bumped a dirty pan against the door. i heroically managed to restrain myself from licking the stain directly off the door, and i think that’s very metal of me. by far the proudest moment of my week.
