emotions and stuff probably

i do have feelings! and emotions and stuff! probably! but i'm not good at talking about them and i don't know how to convey them! it's just so much easier to reason and analyse

when my luck runs out

i've always been incredibly lucky - from time to time i end up in situations that have the potential to seriously fuck things up for me, but somehow they've always turned out all right. it seems impossible how much luck i have, and i'm afraid that one day luck will abandon me. sooner or later my luck will run out, i will have spent it all...

the pick-up line

i just remembered The Pick-Up Line and it cracks me up every single time. just the thought of it drives me to tears as i try to maintain a straight face. i swear it's corroding my mind by just sitting there and not being used. it should be forbidden knowledge. (although i'm starting to reluctantly acknowledge that, as devastating as it is, it might have a slightly lower success rate on people who are not asexual.)

i have not yet had an occasion to use it and i don't foresee that i will any time soon. all i know is that i'm saving it for just the right occasion to use it to its full effect.

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