the pick-up line

[itrytobe]

i just remembered The Pick-Up Line and it cracks me up every single time. just the thought of it drives me to tears as i try to maintain a straight face. i swear it's corroding my mind by just sitting there and not being used. it should be forbidden knowledge. (although i'm starting to reluctantly acknowledge that, as devastating as it is, it might have a slightly lower success rate on people who are not asexual.)

i have not yet had an occasion to use it and i don't foresee that i will any time soon. all i know is that i'm saving it for just the right occasion to use it to its full effect.

and yes, i am ace too. that's why i love that pick-up line so much.