food crimes: banana smoothie

because i still feel delirious from reading over 1300 pages of Jeph Jacques's webcomic Questionable Content yesterday and several hundred more today, and also because i never saw a food crime that didn't tempt me, i made a Coffee of Doom-style banana smoothie, i.e. smash a banana with a hammer and shove it in a glass.

( graphic description of nasty food crime )