food crimes: mustard tea

[itrytobe]

i've previously described how i came in possession of way too much mustard seed. in my attempts to find uses for it, i trying adding some to masala chai. the first attempt was unsatisfying in that it wasn't particularly great, but i couldn't really discern a difference from my usual masala chai. so like, basically it wasn't cursed enough, is what i'm saying. so today i tried it again but with a lot more mustard seed. like a whole teaspoon. the verdict: this is bad and wrong and should not exist. in other words, a successful food crime!