ingredience

everything is a cycle of

1. buy a seasoning/spice/condiment for a dish
2. "oh no, i don't need this for anything else, i'll never finish all of it"
3. proceed to use it all over time
4. run out and panic
5. buy more
6. proceed to not use it anymore

mathematician

the title "mathematician" is incredibly hot. like, describe yourself as a mathematician and i'm instantly intrigued.
"statistician" is also powerful, but it doesn't have quite the same raw sexy energy.